Kratos

The ultimate sex move involving one guy, three chicks, four bottles of tequila, three full body casts, and a lamp.

Dude 1: Man, things got crazy, and I gave her a Kratos...

Dude 2: Jesus...really?!

Dude 1: Yeah, she's gonna be REALLY stiff when she wakes up from the coma...

Dude 2: Sparta would be proud...

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