Ørjan

A few radical scholars and university professors argue endlessly over the true origins of the Ørjan, simply known as the Nek. Some have speculated that the Ørjan is an off-shoot or a variant of the Beastmen race, while others insist that the Ørjan were not descended from man, but an evolved and mutated version of the traditional norwegian "Fuglenek". However, the most terrifying thing about this subject is that the vast majority of mankind would agree that there is no such thing as a Ørjan, and those that dare to speak openly about such matters are often shunned by normal society, and at worst burned at the stake for such heresy. Ørjan is naturally shy, conniving, and difficult to determine, as he dwell naturally in the underground tunnels far from the reach of normal cabled internet. Ørjan would only surface to purchase mentos or food from the local "varmdisk".

There is no way that Ørjan is real!!

Do you only have 4g? You're such an Ørjan.

torje

A very "vimsete" creature.

The wild Torje is close to extinction, and only appears in the waste mountain range of Nordnæs, where they hibernate in blue buildings.
By the locals the creature is often described as a grisegutt, or "naughty boy". Should you ever encounter a Torje in the wild, never feed it, or speak to it. Doing so would encourage the creature to tell jokes. Usually so lame they're deadly.

A wild Torje apears....
OOoo, lets give him some food.
"Torje tells lame joke..."
AWWWWWWRG

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