azmon

1. (n.). Male humanoid, often exuding mirth and girth, extensively trained in both the martial arts and the plastic arts.

2. (n., colloqu.). Seductor; pleasure man; rapscallion.

3. (n., archaic). An old, crumbling hill in Gaza.

Azmon is undefeated in both tickle fights and prison fights.

Casanova may have been a real casanova, but he was far from being an Azmon.

Azmon stands high above the Gazan plain, looking anything but plain, mourning nearby political dickery each morning. Azmon literally rocks.

Jack Gray

Person who in all interesting respects is the exact average of rock musician Jack White and actor Jack Black. Distant cousin of Jack Shite and Jack Quack, D.D.S.

Jack Gray is an above-average guitarist.

Jack Gray is a bad actor.

Jack Gray was born in 1972.

To Kyle

To punch, kick, or otherwise perforate drywall or similar surface for amusement, especially when fueled by Monster Energy, NOS, malt liquor or other unsavory beverage.

Brundon and I were several PBRs deep when we decided to go Extreme Makeover: Home Edition and started to Kyle every wall in my stepdad Jerry's home.