greyhound

A special mode of transportation of asorted goods and persons. Involving large vehicles claimed to be 'busses' which are secretly cheaply created allein space-crafts bringing the opeouts to the masses.

The Greyhound was going klassy until the head defense earth defense site, Tomah, Wisconsin was entered.

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pop trash

A dandy synthpop revival duo from the New York City.

Matt makes sex noises. Da, I love his Pop Trash.

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Amtrak

A low security transportation meathod in the United States which neglects serving several states.(Yes they pretend that Alaska, Haiwii, South Dakota and Wyoming do no exist). Amtrak opperated trains ranging in age about fourty years. This system is a bit slow for trains but extremly pleasn't to travel upon.

I took Amtrak from LA to New York, it only took six months (of course it was a month late, it is Amtrak).
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Amtrak is the sex. We had a blast going to a two states over.

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Fueled By Ramen

Fueled By Ramen (FBR) is a record label started in 1996 by Less Than Jake's drummer, Vinnie, and John Janick.
They have (raised) many good groups: The Academy Is..., Autopilot Off, Fall Out Boy, The Hush Sound, Less Than Jake, Panic! at the Disco, Punchline, Recover, The Stero and several others.

Dirk: Labels are for soup cans!
Jasmin: Of course they aren't, silly, they are for musical ensables!
(pause here)
Dirk: I have a splendid idea--Let us label the records like soup cans.
Jasmin: Oh, yes. How about after that wonderful instant asian noodle soup.
Dirk: Yes, we can say that they are Fueled By Ramen.
Jasmin: Why that sounds so delicous I could put some on my range for supper.

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Boy Scouts of America

Sometime ago: see above.
Modern: An organization which, despite training young Americans many valiable skills and giving many youths an important physical and mental outlet, requires bigotry and ignorance to support.

The Boy Scouts of America outlawed homosexuality due to the great number of young men that experiment while under the relaxed supervision of the scout leaders and senior patrol members, many of whom are under pressure to hide their own curiosities.
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The Boy Scouts of America has procedures to keep females seperated and unequal.

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panic! at the disco

An amazing Vegas band combining all the pop punkness with electronica.

If Fall Out Boy and The Postal Service had a child, panic! at the disco, it would be really badgey

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