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tulius

The sexiest and smartest man in all of Skyrim. All hail the empire!

General Tulius is the bestest boi in the empire

by GodlyLoad January 27, 2021


Lukas

Different from a “Lucas”, Lukas is a hot steaming hunk of a man known the think he’s the main character of an anime. He’s not a weeb or weird in any way, he is just aware that he has that energy. This monster usually resides in water which is the only sport he does and it’s keeps his from playing Xbox with his friends like the mother fucker he is. No one cares that you have a life Lukas, play Xbox. He’s generally nice and worth getting to know, loyal to a fault, but can get carried away. He also tends to lack brain cells making it next to impossible to get him to listen to you or do anything “the right way”. Even with a negative iq, Lukas still has the winning smile and long, beautiful, blond hair that you just want to run your hands through.

Lukas is a pretty cool guy, just wish that handsome hunk of an idiot would play Xbox.

by GodlyLoad December 1, 2021