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When you light yourself on fire and then masturbate until you die
Dude I just watched some homeless guy do the king louis
Bro my girlfriend just admitted she cheated on me I'm gonna do the king louis
A way for two males to find out who's penis is larger by placing their erect penises side by side and then moving forward until one touches the other person making the male who's penis touched the other male the Victor
Me and my buddy diezel couldn't agree who's dick was bigger so we decided fencing would decide who was bigger and I won