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Giulietta

Normally a tasty little piece of crumpet. However, be warned, she is prone to bouts of refusing to wash or bath. As such, she often smells of yeast. If you can look past these negatives, she is normally a sure thing in the sack, but don't expect her to be adventerous; missionary is a wild as it gets. She has been quoted as saying, "I just lay there, suck it up, and wait for the guy to finish pumping into me." Rather unexpectedly, however, will put almost anything in her mouth for the right price. Also, gives a good rib fuck.

Person 1: "What is that smell... It smells like bread."
Person 2: "Oh, must be Giulietta."
Person 3: "There she is, blowing a guy for a tenner."

by Gogginsworth February 3, 2010

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