Swishful Thinking

When all you can think of is making 3 pointers, or making a basket that is a swish. This is common for poor shooters, who dream of swishes all day, and then celebrate when they finally make one, after multiple misses. This is called Swishful Thinking, as they continue to shoot and shoot, knowing they will finally make one.

Damn, did you see Keith hit that huge 3 after he missed like 6 shots in a row. Yeah dude, he is the king of Swishful Thinking.

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bicycle story

When some kid is riding his bicycle and he really has to take a dump and he cant wait till he gets home so he craps his pants while riding the bike.

when a kid craps on himself while riding a bike. Thats the Bicycle Story

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Fugu Fish

A type of basketall player. Usually a clutch player with the ball in his hands. Good Defender, with decent speed and quick hands. Slasher to the basket, making timely clutch plays. Has a knack for making the cold blooded game winning play.

"Mamma, there goes that Fugu Fish"

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