ABS

Acronym standing for, "Against Blacks Society."
Some racist cult formed in the 80's

"I think that the ABS are racist pigs."

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cum toast

When you get a piece of toast, cup it around your cock and use it to masturbate. You then scrape cum onto the toast and eat it.

This morning I was peckish so I decided to have some cum toast

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querical

Slang which is the adjective of query, used to make you sound smart.

"Quite querical indeed."

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querical

The adjective of query. Used in a smart way.

"Well it seems the situation is quite querical then, doesn't it.

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Umpad

A padding sentence used as a replacement for 'Um'.
Light Umpads include: "Yeah" and "Well"
Medium Umpads include: "Yeah, Well" and "Now, the thing is"
Hefty Umpads include: "Well now, look here, the thing is"
And for the extreme padding, when you have no idea what you want to say: "Well now, look here would you, you see the thing is"

Umpads are a sure fire protection from the ineloquency of 'Ums' and are sure to protect you from criticism.

Reporter: "And exactly what is the proposed law?"
Politician: "Well now, look here would you, you see the thing is; the law is still currently in progress and I'm unable to give a thorough description as to its overall repercussions."
Cameraman: "Nice fucking umpadding."

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fag it

Meaning "to gay things up a bit" usually said by gay guys.

{A group of homos enter a party}
A: Geez, this party sucks.
B: I know, it's like so regular.
C: Time to fag it sisters.

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hendo

1: The term used to describe ejaculation after suffering extreme trauma. If you are stepped on in the groin, and squirt a little out, you've been hendoed.
2: Tom Henderson, an extremely famous philanthropist living in the South Australian area.
3: A swag belonging to the latter.

A: A brick is dropped on your groin, this may result in ejaculation due to trauma, this is a Hendo.

B: Hendo is legend (amongst no one) in SA.

C: The Khaki swag is usually targeted for dumping on.

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