nyusu

Something Japanese media broadcast, sounds like "news" but actually a commercial using old technique of looking-like-news.
Confusing Japanese for fictional info, originally melt down with English "news".

Geysha1: "NHK nyusu says chicken flu will never infect human."
GayGuy2: "You are influenced by dangerous ideas."

Fisher1: "It's said all Fukushima Daiichi plants are now completely under control."
Mr. Fujionyamer: "You are watching too much Japanese TV."

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Nippon

Nippon is the name Japanese call their country: often used as a war cry exactly the same like "USA" calls in sports games.
It should be noteworthy that usually peace-loving Japanese would prefer to call their country "Nihon", because during WW2 they were forced to call their homeland "Dai-Nippon-Teikoku" that means Great Imperial Japan.

"Nippon, cha-cha-cha!" is preferred to cheer girls teams in volleyball games.

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nip-on-jin

Japanese female or gay male nippopotamus, usually helluvalot of plastic tsunami or fujiyama-mori bras.

GI-Jones: "Gosh, look at that nip-on-jin! Ain't gigantonic?"
GI-Jodan: "That nippopotamus? Sure they are plastics or gaysha-dude."

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Nipponjin

Japanese who is ignorant of the word "nip-on" or does not care too much for things outside homeland security.
99.9999999% of Japanese people is decent enough to call themselves "Nihonjin"

Gaysha Guy：　”I've got horny watching last night game of All Nippon Volleyball! They were huge-on!"
Geisha Girl: "Darn, I need such big tits..."

Wendy: "I wish I had a crest in front like that Nipponjin."
Captain Hooker: "You could perchase plastic tsunami surge or get Fuji-on-top yamamori-bras at Kabukicho at extremely reasonable prices."

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