Ignoromical

Adj: Being entirely ignorant of one's comedy or humor; unintentionally funny as a result of one's ignorance (also Noun: ignoromedy, the condition of being ignoromical)

The Hymens named their son Seymour. Seymour Hymen?!? Now that's just ignoromedy! I mean, how ignoromical of them to give that name to their son!

Hiberdate

Verb. To take a break from dating altogether for an extended period of time (i.e. seasonally)

1. Did I tell you about this hot chick at work I want you to meet? You should totally ask her out.

Dude, I'm flat broke. I gotta hiberdate this winter, so don't be tempting me some hot chick from work, ok?

2. Did I tell you about this hot guy at work I want you to meet? You should totally go out with him.

I'm so over it right now. I have to hiberdate this winter and think about what I'm really looking for in a guy. But if he's still single in the spring, let me know.

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