microblack

When you find out that you are a small amount of black (less than 5%), For example through a DNA test

Friend: Hey my n*gga, how are you?
Me: Excuse me but that’s offensive to me, i’m actually microblack

Theodor

Theodor is a very handsome guy who is the best at everything he does. He likes to watch spongebob and usually faps under a blanket. Also, He is really, REALLY popular.

Oh theodor your'e so beautiful, i love you!!