Theodor is a very handsome guy who is the best at everything he does. He likes to watch spongebob and usually faps under a blanket. Also, He is really, REALLY popular.
Oh theodor your'e so beautiful, i love you!!
When you find out that you are a small amount of black (less than 5%), For example through a DNA test
Friend: Hey my n*gga, how are you?
Me: Excuse me but thatâs offensive to me, iâm actually microblack