Jehoovanation

When you’re drunk and trying to say rejuvanation.

It’s a total jehoovanation me when I drink vodka

Golden

That one sassy ass gay dude who low key doesn't take anyone's shit. He'll throw shade to the gods if there looking for a match in Spilling Tea Tennis. He's artsy, tall, thinks he dresses well, but actually just steals fashion magazines from gas stations across the globe.

Dude: who's that boy with the Septum piercing dancing to Barbara Streisand?

Chick: uhm excuse me hunty, that's Golden. He's genderqueer first of all so respect, and he thought you'd ask so he told me to tell you that he's the most bagass guy you'll ever know.

Dude: Why?

Chick: well, he once walked into a straight bar and sucked dick for busfare....and then he walked.

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