Fundamentalist Christian

A disgrace to everything the monkeys worked so hard for.

People who will take every single thing in the damn bible literally

That's Jeff, he's a Fundamentalist Christian .
He Believes that it took 7 days for the universe to begin, when it takes years for coliding energy to form the smallest particle of mass.
He is totally fine with killing of some billion-or-so people as long as they either were homosexual, working on the sabbath, or not a super jesus friend like himself.

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Dwarf Rage

The act of playing a fantasy RPG (World of Warcraft, Baldur's Gate, Fate, Etc...) with a Dwarf-based character. Usually, the potency of Dwarves causes the player to opt for a pure-melee style of play. This, more often than not, leads to the game being played for extremely long periods of time, until the Dwarf Rage (eventually) wears off. Sometimes, fatally, it doesn't.

Dude: "Did you hear about Lenny?"
Guy: "No, what happened?"
Dude: "Died of exhaustion. He played Neverwinter Nights for 50 hours straight."
Guy:"Why'd he play it for so long?"
Dude:"Dwarf Rage."
Guy:" Oh, F**K!"

LARR

Acronym: Live Action Rick Roll

To dress up as Rick Astley and go to public places with a stereo blazing "Never Gonna Give You Up". Often Done at public events in order to distract a large crowd.

In March 2008, at Eastern Washington University, a look-alike went to 4 different basketball games and started a LARR. Videos of this exist on youtube.

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Nasdat

A type of invented Slang used in the book a Clockwork orange that combines Russian words with the occaisonal schoolboy speak. Without the propper guide or some russian speak in you, it can be extremely difficult to understand.

Sentence in Nasdat: But when we got into the srteet I viddied that thinking was for the gloopy ones, and that the oomny ones use like inspiration and what Bog sends.

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yiffniff

A paradoxal word. It is so because 'yiffniff' cannot actually be spelled, as it was read in the 2007 FCAT writing assessment. It is now referred as a transitive/intransitive verb, an adjective, adverb, an adverb describing a verb/adjective, a noun, or a general exclamation. It is also a great substitute for profanity such as 'fuck', since it is so versatile.

Yiffniff can be spelled (and has been tried to be spelled) as follows:

Yiffniff
Yyfgnif
Yhighnnigh
Yhyyfghfh
Yhhghnyyf
and so on and so forth.

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Love Crime

A Hate Crime committed by a leftist.

BLM burned down an urban community. but they don't hate anybody. Except for whites but who cares? That's not hate, that's a love crime.

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Blackguard

A blackguard is a knight that serve opposite of a paladin. Blackguards go about with corrupting, sneaking, committing treachery, and straightforward smiting of good. They are often called Antipaladins because of their wholly evil nature. They often wear black armors with lots of nice bloodstains.

Steve was the blackguard of the group, he loved nothing more than to rip the heads off of those lousy dogooders.

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