staph

Just another way to over-pronounce 'stop'. Usually used in non-serious situations, typically, this word gets dragged out and yelled at other people and/or things.

Example one:
P1: Call me daddy! *Moans loudly*
P2: Fucking STAPH!

Example two:
Phone: *Freezes on Pornhub*
P1: Phone... Don't do this to me.
Phone: *Unfreezes only to malfunction and play the audio out loud on full volume*
P1: STAPH! NooooOOOO!

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