Archy

An Archy, a made up score in golf which represents what you might have got had you not been so shite and lost your ball(s)

Can also be used to fill in gaps where just can't be arsed to play the remaining holes.

Friend - "how many did you get"

Archy - "I was 3 off the tee then that last shot got lost in those bushes. If I drop one here got on and 2 putted I would have got a 9. Put me down for a 9"