" ooof .....thats shelf is just a gnats cock out to fit in that space"
something extremely rare or impossible
stazzi "wouldn't mind asking lucy out on a date"
momo " sheesh...you have got more chance of finding a pair of snakes tits than lucy going on a date with you fam!"
someone who has a bit of belly or gut
Gossamer "did you see Helen last night?"
Solly " yeah she's put on a bit of weight.... she's got a bit of sausage belly now!"
Tarquin: by golly Ksenia is popping out of her bikini
Aubrey: she does indeed have a fantastic set of jelly wobblers!