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beverage cart

The formal term in the United Airlines training manual for the removal of unruly, unconscious, or otherwise unwilling paying passengers from flights; typically by dragging them down the aisle by the arms or legs as one would maneuver the beverage cart through the plane.

Sorry, sir, but we have overbooked the flight and you're going to have to spend the night in the terminal. Now get out of your seat or we're going to punch you in the face and give you the beverage cart!

by Gomer's Pile July 9, 2017


Beverage Cart

The formal term in the United Airlines training manual for the removal of unruly, unconscious, or otherwise unwilling paying passengers from flights; typically by dragging them down the aisle by the arms or legs as one would maneuver the beverage cart through the plane.

Sorry, sir, but we have overbooked the flight and you're going to have to spend the night in the terminal. Now get out of your seat or we're going to punch you in the face and give you the Beverage Cart!

by Gomer's Pile July 9, 2017