The fear of a certain flute player who can't practice, use dynamics, sightread, or take advice on how to play, for the life of them.
"Yeah, i have robertaluophobia! I figured that out when i first joined band and heard celestia play. She won't take the directors advice! She thinks she's good!"
Sobbing, while mopping something.
"Dude, I was crying over sarah so hard last night i was sopping when cleaning up my spilled soup from my kitchen floor!"