When an individual does intimate things with inanimate objects and leaves a tangy substance behind that looks kinda green. It might be an std, maybe a splash of diarrhea or a booger.
My friend did a banging Bork to my computer chair.. it smells like pure shit and tastes sorta sour.. why does she do this to all of my possessions?
When someone has an erect penis but the smell of their taint is too prominent and it doesnât help that their penis is small, allowing it to air out.
When my classmate walked in to the classroom, his Erect Ethan made the whole room smell like pitbull anus
When someone eats out an individual with female reproductive organs that have not been washed in a long time, and it smells like tuna.
Taeler has a tuna cooch and loves eating tuna sandwiches
A person who would suck their superiors dick if they asked nicely enough. Her morals are to make other people happy, and happy they are. Sheâs the kind of person to support a necrophile because they get happy without assaulting a living person. In other words, a people pleaser.
My best friend is a carmen :(
A Matthew is the type of person to say slurs to minorities and then becomes defensive when they get upset. He catcalls women on the street thinking theyâre boys, and gets off to Rolie Olie Polie.
Matthew got cancerâ¦but heâs a Virgo?
Ryan eats his own shit and when heâs full he throws it at people. He visits nursing homes and pretends to read to the seniors but feeds them laxatives so they fart and shit their pants and he can breathe it in. He sleeps on a mountain of dirty cum socks and snores like a cartoon character. He most likely has a fur suit in his closet but nobody will ever know because his room is always 50+ degrees C and smells like rotting shit so nobody ever goes inside. Many people think Ryan is a cunt, and theyâd be correct.
Every time Ryan visits the nursing home, all the seniors get explosive diarrhea. I wonder why?