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Spanish Omlet

A sexual fetish in which eggs are cracked into a womans fun-bucket or a mans septic-hole Egg-beaters are inserted and whisked inside the said hole. The resulting juices squeezed out onto a dinner-plate is known as a spanish omlet.

Mikeys Spanish Omlet was not enough to satisfy Kierans apitite for his favourite dish. Mikey came up with a solution to this problem by hireing mexican children to cook extra when kieran came for dinner.

by Gonzo Philosophy August 31, 2009

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