Gail

she's the most psychotic and crazy, mentally unstable, will steal yo girl cuz she's gay and makes stops at your moms house.
will commit arson in your property and set fire to your front porch.
she can also be selfless. always willing to give money to her friends without expecting anything back.
has a shlong longer than 2 bannas combined.
she's the best and if you have a gail don't abandon her like her father did.

"gail has such a long shlong.....she showed me it"