self-monkey

The act of rolling a 1-1-2 during a tiebreaker gooch roll. The result being the requirement to wear a tin foil hat while paying and carrying the breakfast order.

Ali lost the tie breaker with a 1-1-2 roll on dice resulting in the dreaded but rare self-monkey. On the way to get breakfast he refused to wear the tin foil hat and subsequently he has banned from playing in the orginal Powerex Gooch Roll and is now forced to play in a substandard game on a lower floor.

lightning luddite

An individual who refuses to adapt to new technology and blames the technology for their own failings

Miles always insists that lightning doesn't fucking work and that nobody uses it. He is such a lightning luddite.

Gooch Roll

A highly anticipated and inordinately complicted Friday morning ritual where dice are rolled to see who has to buy breakfast.

Rob lost the gooch roll again by self-monkeying

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