Comrade

The gender neutral version of sir or ma’am.

Welcome comrade.
Excuse me comrade.
Nice to meet you comrade (name$

Super Tokyo Man

The hero of Tokyo and defender of all things Japanese. If you are in Japan and danger is a comin’ have no fear for super Tokyo man is always near. Has the powers to fight crime and resurrect dead bodies.

Guy: do you think we should call the police.

girl: I think we should call Super Tokyo Man

Ben Shapiro‘s wife

A doctor

Bro 1: Oh crud, I’m having a heart attack.
Bro two: hang in there buddy I’m going to call Ben Shapiro‘s wife

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Make bananas fly

A totally family friendly thing to do with the hangman’s knot, that has nothing to do with KYS(never do that!) you can also stir a mixture or hang a picture.

I want to make bananas fly so I am going to learn how to tie a noose.
Never consider self abuse.
Suicide hotline bling: 1-800-273-8255

Delifening

When you roast someone so bad that their soul/life force exits their body. Metaphorically speaking.

“The quiet kid just gave the bully a delifening.”
“Savage.”