XP

The International, Universal, Inter-galactical emoticon face of Constipation. Can be used in place of the words, constipated, constipation, constipate.

Commonly misinterpreted to be:
A) laughing-with-tongue-out
B) a version of Windows

Misuse can result in disgust and confusion.

Correct use:

Person C: "Hey, how are you today?"
Person D: "I'm pretty good. A little XP"
Person C: "Oooh, damn. Want a Laxative?"
Person D: "Thanks that would be awesome!!!"

Misuses:

Misuse 1:

Person X: "...then she told this joke and I was all XP!!!"
Person Y: "Ew, you're Disgusting!!!" *Pukes*

Misuse 2:

Person X: "Hey, what's your computer on?"
Person Y: "Windows XP"
Person X: "Ouch. I know the feeling, man."

Misuse 3:

Person Y: "I wanna make you XP"
Person X: "Excuse me???"

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