fishy smell

The pungent aroma of unwashed smoo.

The fishy smell eminating from the old woman's gunt was overpowering, causing nausea, retching and life-threatening injuries as birds fell out of the sky from the stench.

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moose

The uncontrollable grunt-like moaning sound made by a man as he spurts forth BALLSACK BOLOGNESE from his BLUE-VEINED YOGURT PUMPER all over his partner, keyboard or belly-button.

So named as it sounds like the mating call of a Canadian Moose.

I heard you do Moose last night - have you been looking at ogrish again?

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pishalilli

Small in size.

That guy has a pishalilli willy!

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Meep Zonk

A marshy region of Nyassaland populated by Zangdoos and Doozangs. Also, a word used to describe knocking someone on the head while saying "Meep Zonk!".

I crept up behind him and gave him a Meep Zonk - after which he kicked me in the gorguts with FULL FORCE!

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fisati

Being obsessed, besotted or in love with a person, animal or thing. Usually to a degree which causes distress to those around one.

Danielle is fisati with Kon.

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pillow barrier

Ostensibly a sex-prevention device, the Pillow Barrier is simply a cushion strategically placed by the female partner in order to prevent physical contact during sleeping hours. Quite often, the male eroneously believes he is cuddling an arm or breast, only to wake up and discover that a pillow was the object of his affections.

Yesterday morning, while my girlfriend was at work, I unintentionally ejaculated all over her pillow barrier; I then allowed a lactating cat to spill milk all over it - that was before I gave the dizzy kitten a gentle squeeze, whereby he shat and pissed on it. And she still kept the barrier there last night - evidently, I smell worse...

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turd stick

A short length of fence post with a pointed end, used for dislodging large lumps of feces blocking a toilet. Kept outside (for obvious reasons), it is brought inside on those occasions where large amounts of pasta, bread, cheese and alcoholic beverage have been recently consumed, and are causing blockages to both bowels and plumbing. Combination of the terms turd and stick.

George, bring the turd stick, I've blocked the toilet again.

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