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A small lump of poo which clings to the side of a toilet bowl, no matter how often it is flushed.
Mom, I have explosive diarrhea, and I left massive skrietzes all over the place!
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The technical term for two doozangs crossed with a zangdoo. Named after the pioneer/explorer Fred Flooftdooft (1876-1942), whose greatest achievement was the addition of the word shloogamahoof to the English lexicon.
Have you managed to put the flooftdooft back in its box?
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A relatively inexpensive and easily concealed marijuana-smoking device. Typically, Choof is placed in a cone on the end of a metallic cylinder, then lit and inhaled.
Pipes tend not to be the preferred method of ingestion for most cannabis smokers - joints and bongs are easier to smoke, and most pipes (using only air-cooling) cause the user to cough when burning material is inhaled. One exception is the Bud Bomb - a well-concealed air-cooled pipe with several filters.
Often called a 'peace pipe' due to the sense of tranquility induced by its use.
The boys were smoking a pipe in the park.
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To remove mucus from the vagina by inserting two fingers to the cervix, bending the fingertips into a 'scoop' shape, then removing the fingers and testing it for consistency, smell and taste.
My girlfriend's hand was broken, so she asked me to scoop all the gunk out of her rancid flange!
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Expression used in online discussion forums relating to mental illness. Originally referred to the time that depression set in, later used conversely by survivors to indicate when their recovery was complete. This confusion has seen it fall out of favor in many circles.
Derived from "d-day", the storming of Normandy on June 6, 1943, and the fact that the word "depression" is often abbreviated to "D" in such forums, as people suffering from "D" have little energy and typing the whole word could be tiring.
I recall my own personal D-Day well; once I took the little green pills, I felt better.
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The act of sprawling oneself across a couch or sofa, while draping one leg across the back - causing a stretching of the scrotum and testicles. Usually done by the male gender, but equally possible for a woman sporting and displaying her cameltoe - the term applies to both genders equally.
Stop doing stretchy balls - I want to sit there.
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Alternate spelling of Schloogamahoof, the last audible word uttered by Fred Flooftdooft, as recorded by Harry Hurtleflab (1922-1996) during an ill-fated hunt for wild zangdoos in the upper reaches of the Meep Zonk Delta.
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