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A meddling bitch with a small, yappy, aggressive dog who influences others to follow her superstitious ways.Appears at the most inconvenient times.
Oh, FUCK! Albino woman is here.
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The one-stop website for all your gore needs. Shocking to some, boring to others and sexually exciting to the majority of those seeking such material.
Usually the first site to get the latest beheading videos (sadly, most videos are half-covered with an OGRISH logo, unintentionally blocking out good bits), it also has an interactive board, which tends to be taken down when breaking news is at hand.
I visit OGRISH for my daily dose of death.
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When a male spills a hot beverage on his crotch, or sits down in a very, VERY hot bath, he is said to have the excruciatingly painful (and potentially fatal) medical condition known as "Scaldyballs".
I spilled coffee on my lap, and I now have scaldyballs.
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Stomach and intestines; entrails, viscera.
I was standing behind a horse, and it kicked me right in the gorguts!
My gorguts are grumbling!
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Tired. Exhausted. Fatigued. Drugged.
"You're so oom bullashedi; go to bed!"
Prominent discoloration on the glans of the penis. Often occurs due to sunburn, skin cancer, lipstick or a sexually transmitted disease.
Doctor: "Gus, that blotch on your penis is due to a bad case of herpes. Rub this ointment in, and you will feel better".
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Awkward or strange. May pertain to inanimate objects as well as living beings.