yoot

Well, I dunno how the rest of you are using this word, but I've always used it to mean my uterus.

"My yoot hurts like hell. Pass me the Midol, will you?"
"Would you like to have sex?" "Hell no! My yoot is squirting blood!"
"I'm sick of wearing corks in my cooter. Maybe I should get ye olde yoot removed."

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europoor

A European from one of the poorer, developing, not-quite-first-world countries of Europe, typically in Eastern Europe or the Balkans.

"Moldovans and Macedonians are Europoors."

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