goon coon

A very drunken raccoon. Rarely to be found in the wild due to the scarcity of alcohol there. Goon coons usually live in sub urban areas looking for trash bins and open leftover alcohol to get into.

Lowell: Whoa look at that raccoon! I was going to chase him away but it couldn't run straight.

Fred: Dude that’s a goon coon! You shouldn't have left your beer in the garage dude.

Lowell: What? My beer! Damn goon coons!

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goon wank

A bloody wanker of course! Who also has goon-like qualities. See goonler, goonition, and goondued.

Greg: Wow this wanker has got to be up to something odd... He always pwns life, gets the ladies, and gets all the gym rats wanting to touch his privates.

Henry: Sir, thats a goon wank for ya!

goonler

A ring leader of a cult, gang or group who is a goon. They have incredible power to intimidate authoritative figures and raid certain individuals of a high social class. Don't get these guys confused with bad guys because they actually go after the "real" bad guys. The people goonlers target are those who get ahead in life by riding on others failures and being fueled by greed. It's those useless rich people who sit at home guarding their money thinking it will bring them happiness that goonlers target.

Some wealthy ignorant man was complaining the planes flying over his mansion were too loud and was going to force the airline in court to not fly over his land.

Later that night the goonlers wrote graffiti on the wealthy man’s helicopter pad, mowed the word "GREED" into his front lawn, and raided his kitchen. The food from the kitchen was donated to the local food bank. Hail the goonlers!

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gamergoon

A gamer who typically plays games online often and behaves like a goon in them.

Ex.

player1 "DuuuuUUDe WTF hax?"

player2 "Actually this kid plays here all day."

gamergoon "Yeah you just got pwned cause your a nub thats all."

player1 "Lol I got gooned I guess."

gamergoon "Yup"

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goondued

When you smoke some high quality marijuana and pwn noobs all night on your intense gaming rig. Often in these situations you end up playing the same server over and over again each night, after it gets placed into your favourites tab.

If you ever get really goondued that would involve a situation where all or most of the players on that same server you play start to get pissed cause you are pwning them so much. In addition, a random player usual will type something like "Yo guys im so high" or "I'm smoking this beast ass WhiteRino kush crossed with purlehaze" in the chat window. If all the players on the opposite team have left the game or switched onto your team in an attempt to not ruin their ranks and there is practically no one on the opposite team except for maybe a few afks then you're practically gooned out and should take an epic food break.

Me: "Bro what are you saying tonight?"

Brother: "After getting home from work, I'm getting goondued."

Me: "Aigh just don't get to goondued like that last goonfest."

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