Nick

An absolute retard with the smallest cock known to man. Scientist have called it a medical marvel and have been studying it his entire life. Nick's are also prone to driving slammed Chevy's that look like absolute shit while yelling "Pinche quate foo!" at any four cylinder that passes him. Overall, a Nick is an absolute retard with a small cock to match his puny ass truck.

(Sees a ugly gay slammed chevy drive by) "Oh look! It's the local retard, Nick!"