Goonson

The, as of yet, purely theoretical hole in the gooch. Its existence is however scientifically proven, and not a myth. Said to stimulate intense ecstasy and burning hatred, many a man has whiled away a day searching in vain for that elusive hole.

As he glanced across the room a savage tingling erupted in his goonson. He had thought the night was over and had been ready to leave; in fact, it had only just begun . . .

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Goon-worms

A parasitic infestation of the goonson, caught through goonson-goonson contact or direct introduction of the worm into the body. Sufferers exhibit an extremely wide range of symptoms.

The infestation was out of control, as the Goon-worms reached his brain they took control of his whole being, setting their macabre living engine to the proliferation of their squalid kind.