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A pothead from the midwestern plains states.
I knew a guy from Omaha who smoked so much weed that we referred to him as Baked Nebraska.
The agitation created in a lap covering while a handjob is covertly being administered to a lucky male.
I walked in on my son and his girlfriend last night as they were watching a movie. They thought that I overlooked the dancing blanket positioned over hip lap. No, I think not.
Slang, to send a juvenile delinquent back where he came from: Juvie.
They need to rejuvienate that kid, he's nothing but trouble.
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A highly contagious disease transmitted via the fecal to oral route that causes women to actively seek out and swallow penises whole, whether or not the blowjob recipients know these women.
I heard Fellatio Fever was going around and just yesterday this lady walked right up to me and pulled down my pants and started huffing on my hog in the middle of a busy sidewalk. We need a vaccine! NOT!
The type of fart released through flowing water, such as a shower, in which the sound eerily resembles a bullfrog being taken out.
I farted in the shower this morning so loud but it sounded more like a drowning bullfrog than one of my regular ones. It also had an oddly different smell.
What you have when you carve a pumpkin to resemble the face of someone having a massive orgasm.
This year I carved our Halloween pumpkin with an O-face that looks like a dude is blowing a nut. Itâs an ejackoâlantern.
When a female installs a maxi pad backwards and has to rip it off with all of her pubes.
Barbie put her maxi pad on backward and when she ripped it off of herself she got a Kotex wax.
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