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The imaginary erection a woman gets when she's excited about something.
She had an air woody when her boyfriend told her that he was going to buy her the red dress she liked.
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When a Japanese guy with Downs Syndrome gets a stiffy.
I know this guy from Japan with Downs that gets hard ons at the drop a hat. Now thatâs what I call a Special Erection.
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The look a girl gets when her eyes roll back into her head while swallowing a cock, resembling a sharkâs eye lids that cover their eyes when biting.
When she gives head she gets shark eyes.
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A visual game that involves trying to pick out a dildo in a clustered mess of socks and underwear in a horny womanâs dresser.
Just like âWhereâs Waldo,â when my slob girlfriend gets horny she has to play her version called Whereâs Dildo? in order to find it while sheâs still moist.
A manâs genitalia when it consists of a huge pecker and gigantic, never manicured bush.
Dude walked into the shower sporting quite a hungle, not sure how he gets his girlfriend to go down on that hairy mess, but at least heâs got a 10 inch dick that can escape it.
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Digestive intolerance towards Italian foods such as pepperoni, macaroni, rigatoni, hell, anything that ends in roni.
Weâre talkinâ major pasta shits here pizon!
You wouldnât believe how bad that Olive Garden unlimited pasta bowl got me. I was up all night with diarrhoni!
Paralyzing fear of catching Coronavirus that leads to irrational behaviors such as wiping down groceries from delivery and never leaving the house.
My neighbors have âRonaphobia. They are convinced if they go out in public they will get Coronavirus.