spamela

a derogatory nickname for a fat blonde girl
spam = fat
pamela = blonde

Priest: I accidentally christened that girl "Spamela" and her parents twatted me across the head with a shovel

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cubic assload

a whole lot of something.

I have a cubic assload of work to do.

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GVD

Short for 'giant vagina disease' Term used to define the ailment interfering with a mans ability to hang with his friends or participate in every day man things.

Travis has GVD, so he won't be joining us tonight

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5-on-1

Male masturbation (from 5 fingers and 1 dick)

I'm so horny, I think I'm gonna go play a little 5-on-1.

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trucker hat

a mesh netted hat that at one point in the early 2000's was a hot item in the hip-hop community, before being made incredibly queer to wear because of the likes of Ashton Kutcher and many fag teenagers from Orange County.

despite what popular opinion might think, the trucker hat trend did NOT get started by Ashton Kutcher. Pharrell Williams of the Neptunes/N.E.R.D. was sporting trucker hats way before Ashton did.

I loved my trucker hats till Asston Kutcher's queer booty-boofing self got ahold of one and sent rich white teenage suburbans into a trucker hat frenzy. Now they're all in my fireplace providing me with warmth.

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wedgie

1)To have one's underwear/panties yanked up from behind.

2)The greatest Rock & Roll party band ever to exist on this or any other planet, and found at www.a2zmusic.com

I went to a WEDGIE! concert where they had several of the most bootylicious girlies in the audience get up on stage, and every one of them was given a hella fine wedgie.

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