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The black electric tape people use to wrap their contraband in before shoving it up their butthole in order to get inside the jail.
I gotta take a pack into jail with me so hand me the butthole tape.
Noun: A person who is the only one in their immediate family who suffers from alcoholism or addiction.
Nobody in my family besides me is abuses drugs or alcohol, I must be a Milkman Alcoholic
A girl with a bush that sleeps with women.
She doesn't like men, she's a beard boxer.
Noun: Intelligent hillbilly who doesn't pronounce big words correctly.
She's no dummy but when she talks you can tell she's a Holler Scholar.
A man who preys on girls in early recovery from addiction.
He only goes to meetings because he's a recovery pimp.
Noun: All the things that went wrong in a round of golf.
I had so much Bourne Criteria that my round couldn't have been any good.
When you spend more time looking for someone to do a task than it takes to do the task.
Quit using egghead diplomacy and do the job.