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The black electric tape people use to wrap their contraband in before shoving it up their butthole in order to get inside the jail.
I gotta take a pack into jail with me so hand me the butthole tape.
A girl with a bush that sleeps with women.
She doesn't like men, she's a beard boxer.
Noun: A person who is the only one in their immediate family who suffers from alcoholism or addiction.
Nobody in my family besides me is abuses drugs or alcohol, I must be a Milkman Alcoholic
Noun: All the things that went wrong in a round of golf.
I had so much Bourne Criteria that my round couldn't have been any good.
A type of itch on your ball sack that you can't scratch but have to roll it in your fingers.
My balls itch but I have to roll it, damn nut sack chiggers.
A man who preys on girls in early recovery from addiction.
He only goes to meetings because he's a recovery pimp.