I am an avid gorfee. I take ten hundred zillion billion trillion requests a night. by the way, that comes out to one schlong per a second, I'm quick, huh?
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Fancy Ass Varsity Swimmers - Varsity Swimmers that believe that their position as an athlete makes them better than good old regular folk and because they are superior beings, it is unacceptable to allow lesser people and athletes to receive the same treatment and privileges that they do.
The FAVS laughed at the club swimmers when they had to leave the pool because the varsity team needed to practice.
The club athletes tried to eat in the same dining hall as the FAVS but were removed on sight.
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A singles bar/restaraunt in Southwest Florida.
"Dude, what are you up to tonight."
"I don't know for sure, but I think we're gonna go over to NipplesNDicks for a beer or two."
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