When a guy's belly sticks out farther than his dinkerdo
I couldn't find his dick because he had a dinkerdo
A cat that produces copious amounts of jizz
That Jislord cat be jizzing all over my toilet brush!
The type of leprechaun that causes itching and can only be dispelled by anal sex or laxatives.
Baby, I got a pot of gold waiting for you. I just need you to defeat my anal leprechauns.