Caleb

Are not okay. Will argue the opposing side as you, just to see you die inside. Gives off, “sucks at chess” vibes. AND THEY PROBABLY DO. Mean. Most likely has an absent father. Could make a really great emo goth kid. Probably fell down the stairs as a younger child. If not, it would be my pleasure to fulfill that rite of fate.

Oye Caleb, Let thou push thee down the stars. Would be my honor.