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Your Woman

Just tell me what you've got to say to me
I've been waiting for so long to hear the truth
It comes as no surprise at all you see
So cut the crap and tell me that we're through
Now, I know your heart, I know your mind
You don't even know you're being unkind
So much for all your highbrow Marxist ways
Just use me up and then you walk away
Boy, you can't play me that way
Well, I guess what you say is true
I could never be the right kind of girl for you
I could never be your woman
I could never be your woman

I could never be your woman
I could never be your woman
When I saw my best friend yesterday
She said she never liked you from the start
Well me, I wish that I could claim the same
But you always knew you held my heart
And you're such a charming, handsome man
Now I think I finally understand
Is it in your genes? I don't know
But I'll soon find out, that's for sure
Why did you play me this way?
Well, I guess what you say is true
I could never be the right kind of girl for you
I could never be your woman
I could never be your woman
I could never be your woman
Oh, I could never be your woman
Well, I guess what they say is true
I could never spend my life with a man like you
I could never be your woman
I could never be your woman
I could never be your woman
Oh, I could never be your woman

by Gothic Miscreant October 29, 2023

10👍 3👎


I don’t like the band Palaye Royale

I guess they might be Jews or something? But I’m actually quite suspicious of this band. It’s just the truth…Sorry.

I don’t like the band Palaye Royale.

by Gothic Miscreant October 8, 2023


Catalonia is Not Spain

Yes it is, sorry.

Stop Catalonian nationalists, they are neo-fascist and neo-nazi!

Catalonia is Not Spain - a stupid saying by anti-Spanish separatists calling themselves Catalonian nationalists. But in reality, these people are just left-wing neo-fascists and neo-nazi.

by Gothic Miscreant October 22, 2023

1👍 6👎


I admit I’m a dumbass

I admit I’m a dumbass

I admit I’m a dumbass

by Gothic Miscreant October 27, 2023


Mobydiculous

Mobydiculous, Mobydiculous, Mobydiculous, Mobydiculous, Mobydiculous, Mobydiculous, Mobydiculous,

Mobydiculous, Mobydiculous,

by Gothic Miscreant October 6, 2023


Rock Lobster

We were at a party
His earlobe fell in the deep
Someone reached in and grabbed it
It was a rock lobster
Rock lobster
Rock lobster

We were at the beach
Everybody had matching towels
Somebody went under a dock
And there they saw a rock
It wasn't a rock
It was a rock lobster
Rock lobster
Rock lobster
Rock lobster
Rock lobster

Motion in the ocean
His air hose broke
Lots of trouble
Lots of bubble
He was in a jam
S'in a giant clam
Rock rock
Rock lobster

Down, down

Lobster rock
Lobster rock

Let's rock!

Boy's in bikinis
Girls in surfboards
Everybody's rockin'
Everybody's fruggin'

Twistin' 'round the fire
Havin' fun
Bakin' potatoes
Bakin' in the sun

Put on your noseguard
Put on the Lifeguard
Pass the tanning butter

Here comes a stingray
There goes a manta-ray
In walked a jelly fish
There goes a dog-fish
Chased by a cat-fish
In flew a sea robin
Watch out for that piranha
There goes a narwhal
Here comes a bikini whale!

Rock lobster
Rock lobster
Rock lobster
Rock lobster

by Gothic Miscreant February 22, 2024


Sunset Now

Sun crazed in our room
It was an endless afternoon
It seemed that we were so immune
The nights were stronger and longer
I fell on my pillow saying
"Tell the world that lucky's calling
Gold dust falling
Here in Action Town"

Sunset now

Sunset now

Sunset now

Sunset now

Blade flew into town
In time to watch the sun go down
He said the new prince must be found
The message shattered our windows
We know it was over, saying
"Tell the boys that we're not handing
Over any part
Of Action Town"

Sunset now
Sunset now

Sunset now

now! now!

Pay out, run out, work out, die out
Action Town (Action Town)
If you have the name
Then you win the game
In Action Town (Action Town)
Bang bang you're dead
It's raining bread
Sunset now

Now that we have gone
Do we have strenght to carry on
It seems like all our sun has shone
It seems our dice are as cold as ice
But something in my heart keeps saying
"Tell the world that lucky's coming
Lines are humming
Here comes Action Town"

by Gothic Miscreant October 5, 2023