Gothmog

Lord of the balrogs, High-captain of Angbad, slayer of Feanor, Fingon, and Ecthelion. Although Ecthelion slayed Gothmog as well. The same name was given to an orc Lieutenant of Minas Morgul.

"...much is told in The Fall of Gondolin: of the battle of Ecthelion of the Fountain with Gothmog Lord of Balrogs in the very square of the King, where each slew the other..."

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God of the Drunk

God of the drunk is easily defined by a Scotsman we all love, Rummy. Or his more popular alias Gunblader.

Gunblader: I'll be great on thursday
Gunblader: I am gonna get smashed

OR

Gunblader: I am only hammered two times a week.

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