Drinkin' Smoke

Allegedly, here in the backwoods of the Appalachian area redneck drunks used to mix some sort of painting chemical (lacquer thinner, paint thinner, acetone or some other chemical) with Kool-aid and once mixed the concoction smoked... thus "drinking smoke"

The term is usually used to describe someone who is wigging out (tripping, high seeing things) or acting exceedingly stupid, in a manner that it would appear the person had been drinkin' smoke.

(sees someone acting stupid...) Hey, you been drinkin' smoke?

(your friend tells you he spent 100 bucks on some flip flops) point and exclaim, "drankin' smoke"

Penguinitis

This is a condition that I conjured up for a condition that I did not know a name for.

The condition is when you work or exercise in an environment that causes you to sweat and said sweat proceedeth down your butt and into your nether-regions and causes an irritation while at first would perhaps be a mild case of "swap ass" gradually will lead to Peguinitis if left untreated.

It is called Penguinitis because of the manner that it causes you to walk once you have the rash/irritation between your legs.

you must walk like a Penguin or feel the pain.

man1: Whats wrong with you? You are walking funny.

man2: Nuttin' man I just got a bad case of Penguinitis.

man1: Damn son, early stage or late stage?

man2: Oh, Its FULL BLOWN PENGUINITIS!

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