'splode

'Splode
"To explode".

I 'splode.
You 'splode.
He/she/it 'splodes
They 'splode.

Noun: 'splosion.
Adjective: 'splodin.
Adverb. 'splodinly.

See also: 'splodite, 'sploder, 'splodinology, 'splodinism, 'splodinity, 'splodinites, The Church of 'splodinity.

"Gary poured too much TNT over his ceareal this morning. You should have seen him 'splode, Eugene. The wallpaper ain't green now..."

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'splodinites

'splodinites are followers of The Church of 'splodinity. They are proponents of or believers in this higher force or entity.

Derived from 'splode.
"To explode".

See also: 'splodite, 'sploder, 'splodinology, 'splodinity, 'splodinites, The Great 'sploder, anti-'splodinity, The 'splodin Delusion, 'splodinia, 'splodinopolis, Sammy 'sploder, Sally 'sploder, The 'splodin vote

"I'm such a 'splodinite I have a sticker on my car that says 'splodinite pride"
"...Yeah?"
"Yeah. With a little exploding fish next to it."
"You 'splodinites sure love your 'splosions"

The Church of 'splodinity

The Church of 'splodinity (from the word "'splode") is a monotheistic religion. It is the main collective body of 'splodinites across the world.

The Church of 'splodinity is centered on the life and teachings of 'splodus of 'splodezareth as presented in the 'splode Testament. The 'splodinite faith is essentially faith in 'splodus as the 'splodi (or Messiah), the Son of The Great 'sploder, the Savior, the manifestation of The Great 'sploder to humankind ('splodeanuel), and 'splode ('splodweh or the "'splode Lord") himself.

See also: The Great 'sploder, 'splodite, 'sploder, 'splodinology, 'splodinity, 'splodinites, anti-'splodinity, The 'splodin Delusion, 'splodinia, 'splodinopolis, Sammy 'sploder, Sally 'sploder, The 'splodin vote

"Here sir, have a 'splode News Bible and join us at The Church of 'splodinity every Sunday morning."

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'splodite

'splodite

"one who 'splodes".

Derived from 'splode.
"To explode".

See also: 'sploder, 'splodinology, 'splodinism, 'splodinity, 'splodinites, The Church of 'splodinity.

STUDIO: "...and we're crossing live now to NewsCam Bob for the afternoon freeway status. Good afternoon Bob"

BOB: "Good afternoon newsteam! This is NewsCam Bob coming to you LIVE above the M5 carrying a stash of high grade C4 exsplosives strapped to the hindquarters of a donkey. If you think yesterday's pile-up was something to scoff at - hold your asses - this baby is about to cause an unforgettable road block of splodin' proportions.

This is NewsCam Bob, pushing a 'splodite donkey out of a helicopter. Back to you in the studio"

'sploder

'sploder
"One who is currently 'splodin".

Derived from 'splode.
"To explode".

See also: 'splodite, 'splodinology, 'splodinism, 'splodinity, 'splodinites, The Church of 'splodinity.

"That 'sploder took the whole damn mine and all it's canarys in one deft ka-boom"

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'splodinology

'splodinology
The study of 'splosions and things that 'splode.

Derived from 'splode.
"To explode".

See also: 'splodite, 'sploder, 'splodinism, 'splodinity, 'splodinites, The Church of 'splodinity.

"He's the professor of particle physics and 'splodinology"
"...'splodinology?"
"Indeed. Blowing shit up"

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The Great 'sploder

The Great 'sploder: the head or chief of The Church of 'splodinity, who is said to be 'sploding constantly.

Derived from 'splode.
"To explode".

See also: 'splodite, 'sploder, 'splodinology, 'splodinity, 'splodinites, anti-'splodinity, The 'splodin Delusion, 'splodinia, 'splodinopolis, Sammy 'sploder, Sally 'sploder, The 'splodin vote

The Great 'sploder loves all 'sploders equally and He does not mind whether his flock 'splode with modern plastic 'splosives or more traditional detonation materials.