Thunderful

Something wonderful...but with added norse grimness.
Note: Only for the tru kvlt black met'lers.

Abbath: "How are you, Attila?"
Attila: "ERRGHGHHGH!!! FUCKING THUNDERFUL-UHHH!"
Abbath: "YEAH!!!"

Raupuncus

"Happiness that surpasses sexcellence."

John: "How are you feeling today, Peter?"
Peter: "Sexcellent! Thankyou John!"
John: "Not raupuncus yet, Peter?!"
Peter: "No, no, no! It's that blasted Margery!"
John: "Damn it Peter!"
Peter: "Thanks John."

Goulash

A sexual practice involving the insertion of human excrement into the anal cavity of another person

Edwin goulashed Mary all night long

"Good grief Marjory, that's some fine goulash"

"Didn't you hear we're not speaking? She wanted to perform goulash on me!"

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