six dick

A six pack and a large penis. From combining six pack and big dick

Amy: so how was Brad?
Jane: OMG he has a six dick.

Porn Browser

The state of the art in concealing evidence of the myriad of pornographic content viewed on a computer. For some, porn browsers became obsolete with the addition of private or "incognito" modes to all the major browsers. However, these private browsing modes proved to be double-edged swords - wiping browsing history and thus increasing the amount of time spent moby dicking. To make up for this deficiency, porn consumers simply choose from a wide selection of second-tier modern browsers like Opera to browse for porn and other possibly embarrassing material while keeping their history/bookmarks intact. This strategy has almost completely eliminated the need for the age-old new folder or untitled folder.

Okay, with all the shortcuts to Chrome everywhere no one should ever try looking for my porn browser. Genius!

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Toxic workplace

The kind of workplace you leave as soon as you've saved enough fuck you money. No two weeks notice. Just leave and never show up again.

I left my lunch in a locked cabinet before I quit that sorry excuse for a company. It's such a toxic workplace, they won't even notice the smell. It'll just blend in with the rest of their bullshit.

Pussthetic

How the appearance of a pussy gives pleasure through beauty; pussy that is of pleasing appearance. Can often be enhanced with plastic surgery, lighting, makeup, etc.

Did you see that well-defined camel toe! It had such amazing pussthetic appeal!

Stroker's dilemma

The situation one faces when deciding whether or not to stroke and if so, for how long. It is usually present when another more important activity should supersede stroking, but one wants to make time for stroking nonetheless. It is more commonly encountered during the day (when one has more to do) than at night for those who are not nocturnal.

I resolved my stroker's dilemma by affirming to myself that it's a normal and healthy activity - like eating or sleeping. I'll catch the next train.

Moby Dicking

When you forget to bookmark some great porn and don't remember the title of the video and don't know any of the models' names, you have to go searching for it in an endless sea of porn.

I'm so frustrated! I spent all afternoon moby dicking to no avail.

BTFO

Bitch The Fuck Out

Anne: Don't you wanna try on these leggings, John?
John: BTFO my face with that shit.

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