No hetero

When a gay person says something straight but the gay person doesn't want to give off a straight impression because he/she is not straight.

Ggay dude: You are a good looking girl No Hetero
Girl: Are you gay?
Gay dude: Yes that is why I said no hetero.

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dane cook

Dane cook is the man. One of the funniest dudes of all times. Go to youtube.com and look him up and if you don't laugh then you are one of satan's child (jk) But he is a funny comedian.

Did you know the Price of Right wheel is full of blood- Dance COok

I never like to throw parties because people lose your shit. Hey Where's my mom?-Dane Cook

Ummm, I Broke your refrigerator door, I don't know how-Dane COok

She gave me a kiss and before i knew it she said UHHHHHHH-Dane Cook

These are all from Insomiac Tour

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assback

Someone who sits on the bench all game.

Player: Hey Coach can I play football?
Coach: GET YO ASS BACK ON THE BENCH
Player 2: Damn nigga your an assback

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chicken noodle soup

One of the newest dances from Harlem, NY. Where you move your arms and legs in a way that looks so cool. And if you can do it well then you will have props.

Ayo Shanequa do the Chicken noodle soup......OHHHHHHHHH SHE RIPPED IT

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African African

There are African Americans and African Africans.

African Americans were born and raised in America, so did their parents and grand parents.

African African is sosmeone who was born in Africa and raised there. They might move to America and become a fob.

Jasmine: What's your name?

African: Chinedu

Jasmine: Where are you from again?

Chinedu: Nigeria I was born and raised there, I moved here last year.

Jasmine: Oooohhh!! So you are not African American you are African African.

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Lisa Lampanelli

The most funny female insult comic on the face of the Earth. Even though most of her jokes are about race, gender, or sexual orientation, she is very funny. She the female Counterpart of Carlos Mencia because she talks about Race A LOT!

But she really needs her own show on comedy central or somewhere. She is the future.

SHe also love black men.

"I blow more black guys than Hurricane Katrina"-Lisa Lampanelli

"I better watch out, she might throw her 13 babies at me (referring to a hispanic woman in the crowd)"-Lisa Lampanelli

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ghetto revival

THe Ghetto Revival is a shirt made by John Brown a finalist in the White Rapper Show. Ghetto revival means taking the ghetto and reviving it It is not clearly explained by John Brown.

The future is coming, The GHetto Revival. Haullejah HollaBack. I love the Hate it gives me a purpose.-John Brown

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