pandamergency

(pan-duh-murr-gin-see)

A panda with a life threatening situation such as extreme illness or injury; in this case they would need to visit the pandamergency room.

A way to explain that a specific type of bear is not just rare, but critically endangered.

What you say when you're jonesin' for a double portion of that awesome orange chicken.

I haven't had orange chicken in over a year. It's a true pandamergency!

bladder brain

The inability to concentrate on the simplest of tasks, because you're about to piss yourself.

Especially troublesome in career fields where intense concentration is required and you're stuck, literally, with "nowhere to go". Some such careers are pilot, surgeon, paramedic, and speed shooting competitor.

While driving to an emergency:

Paramedic 1: "Hey man, I gotta take a piss real quick before we get to this call." (Jumps in the back)
Paramedic 2 (Driver): "What the..."

Paramedic 1: "Yeah man, didn't want to show up to a CPR with bladder brain!"