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Boneless chicken wings

The less honest cousin of chicken nuggets, boneless chicken wings are deep fried lies and whoever enjoys them can never be trusted, they are most likely a Russian spy or a reptilian imposter.

"Hello I'd like to order some chicken nu- I mean boneless wings" *lizard noises*

"hey look over there, it's that nerd Trever with his boneless chicken wings, what a loser. We can not trust Trever"

by Graceful Spoon April 8, 2018

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