Preventive Fuck

When you fuck someone’s wife or husband before they do it to you

He’s been hitting on my wife so much that I had to do a preventive fuck to his

U.N

The Useless Nations is a fantasy organization created along Santa Claus. At a very early age, children are taught that the UN will protect nations against others to maintain peace. The ones who keep believing in it are the ones who get the most and best presents from Santa Claus

Hey!! did you see the war going on in that region, a lot of civilians are dying…Don’t worry, the U.N will intervene and impose peace on them. That makes me think I have to send my presents list to Santa Claus