thumbring

The most heterosexual digit on which to wear a ring.

Arnie: vut do you sink of my thaaarmring Sly?
Sly: *unintelligable mumbling* thumbring *more mumbling*
Arnie: Ya, I agree, it ist very maaasculine.

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hypothetical

syn: nerd

Nerd : "Hypothetically, who would win in a fight between the borg, my mousemat, and batman?".
Human Race : "you will die alone without ever having experienced the touch of another human being"

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emaul

Noun: an email assault so vicious in tone the recipient loses an eye to you.

Verb: to textually assault an individual via the internet.

Bennet: Jenny is such a shrew - she tried to get me fired.
John: let off some steam Bennet, send her an anonymous emaul.

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Wikipaedophy

A verb, meaning 'to search Wikipedia'.

Dick: If I 'google' when I search on google...
Fanny: Then you 'wikipaedophy' when you search on Wikipedia.

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snatchpacking

The phenomenon of undertaking travel for the express purpose of engaging in overtly promiscuous behaviour with other backpackers.

Fanny: I'm gagging for a shag, Dick, what should I do?
Dick: Go snatchpacking, Fanny.

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hellol

Yet another creative extemporisation of LOL.

Typically surreptitiously used as a greeting to individuals unaware of the disturbing world of internet chat subculture.

After said usage, one often thinks to one's self "lol".

Attractive Woman: "Excuse me."
Nerd: "Hellol"
Attractive Woman: "..."

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benigger

Verb: for 'God' to allegedly 'curse' a Caucasian person by turning their skin black (1) as punishment for their disinterest in him ('God').

As demonstrated in the following passage from The Book of Mormon:
"And he had caused the cursing to come upon them, yea, even a sore cursing, because of their iniquity. For behold, they had hardened their hearts against him, that they had become like unto a flint; wherefore, as they were white, and exceedingly fair and delightsome, that they might not be enticing unto my people the Lord God did cause a skin of blackness to come upon them." (2 Nephi 5:21, emphasis added)"

1: "black" refers to the skin tone of Native Americans, rather than the skin tone of Africans/African Americans.

Husband: And yea, God did like totally benigger those Native Americans for not listening to him.
Wife: So becauseth we're white, we beith alright?
Wife 4: Totally-eth - racism doesn't kill people's souls and disrespect them as human beings at all!
Husband: Silence! A woman will only speak when spoken to Wife 4! Don't make me do to you what I did to Wife 6!

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